Dance-Routine Inducing

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Dance-Routine Inducing is very odd. It is the psychic ability to randomly cause music to play out of nowhere and make any human or humanoid (even operational human-like constructs and animals) burst into a song-and-dance routine, more than likely coinciding with their current situation or circumstance (think High School Musical). No one can resist the corny but oddly-catchy music or contagiously memorable words of the song that is induced. The dance is usually ridiculously graceful (and in sync with the rhythm of the song), and serves for a great distraction, because the user is not affected by the noisome song, which lasts approximately 4 minutes long.

  • please do not use this ability on Heroes the RPG.
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