End of the world
From Activating Evolution
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The phrase "end times" refers to the concept of an approaching end to all life on Earth, and possibly the destruction of the earth itself.
Every culture is certain that their's will be the final generation, but in the past century it has become plausible for scientific reasons, not merely theological ones. See also: Peter Petrelli
[edit] Possible Methods
There are many theories about how the end of the world will be achieved. Listed with probability:
- Spammers causing choas with all technology (65%)
- Mass spontaneous human combustion (7%)
- Sun expansion/death to red giant and engulfing the earth (11%)
- Mutant bacteria from Uranus (10%)
- World War III (99%)
- The Re-Animation of Dinosaurs (55%)
- Jesus (66.6%)
- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs (13.013%)
- Aliens attack (89%)
- Demolition of Earth to make way for Hyperspace Bypass (42%)
- Temperature change due to global warming, causing the polar ice caps to melt (35%)
- Atomic Bombs (90%)
- AI takeover (91%)
- Moon Crashing into Earth (4%)
- Someone pushing The Big Red Button (50%)
- Someone setting off The Bomb for great justice (34%)
- Rocky 7: Rocky vs The World (3%)
- A virus that causes everyone to turn into zombies (64%)
- Super-volcano eruption causing nuclear winter [IE Yellowstone caldera] (36%)
- The Galactic Bazue Empire invading (13%)
- Sylar and Peter Petrelli finally have it out (99.9%)
- Another Writer's Strike (41%)
- George Bush somehow becomes president again (84-87%)
