Internet
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[edit] Internet
Invented by the J.C.R. Licklider(though some say Al Gore was actually the creator), the internet is a place where people go to send e-mails, visit online forums, read news, and watch pornography.
New information has come to light that tells us that the true creator of the internet is Richard Drucker, a recluse now residing in Bhutan. He created the internet as a means of achieving World Peace through World Communication.
[edit] What It Is
The internet is actually a series of tubes, and eventually these tubes can get clogged up if too much stuff is on the internet.
[edit] What It Isn't
- The internet is not a dump truck. It cannot just dump the useless junk it carries around.
- The internet is not a carrot.
- The internet is not possessed by the Lawnmower Man.
- The internet is not your girlfriend.
