Kids

From Activating Evolution

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Small humanoid creatures that, when left unattended, grow into a regular human. In this state, their primary purpose is to make the most annoying noises, get run over by cars, and show off to regular humans why cell phone ringtones are a generally bad idea. Kids can cost the parents their entire lifetime savings in a New York minute.

By combining 5 kids, they can form Annoyatron

[edit] Theories

Some say that kids are the revenge of their parents' parents. Supported by the saying "wait until you have kids of your own". No known antidote except for abstinence and celibacy.... Sheba98 05:12, 9 February 2008 (EST)

Kids are hereditary. If your parents didn't have kids, chances are you won't either.